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I was heading home yesterday on Hwy 400 and some riced out civic kept edging me on. I was getting pissed because I couldn't race him. I was very drunk and trying to take it easy. This was ruining my buzz so I decided I'd better race him. With some quick thinking i got on his left side ( I had smashed my left door and fender that previous day). I honk 3 times and were off! He was gaining on me so I quickly pulled a P.I.T maneuver. This probably wasn't the best idea seeing as it was 4pm in rush hour traffic. He went careening into the guard rail, bounced off and took out at least 5 cars. Then my worst nightmare happened. Cherries! A cop had spotted this out from the express lanes. I hit my NOS and immediately gained 80kmph. I pulled off Hwy 7 (My 12 pack was almost finished) and quickly pulled into the LCBO/Beerstore parking lot. I picked up another 12. As I was exiting the store 2 cruisers were entering the parking lot. My bitch ex-girlfriend must have tipped them off ( she owes me $350, then moved to NewBrunswick. But I offered some people on **** $25-30 to get it back). My car was parked 50 feet away, so that wasn't an option. I noticed a lady in her late 30's about to exit a BMW . I pulled her from the car screaming and took off. I didn't even notice her daughter in the back seat. SCORE! the cops were gaining on me ( as those ***** cops had thrown down a spike strip) . I ditched the car and the girl and took off into a subdivision. Not before the cops got off a few rounds. after hopping 9/10 fences I began to tire out. I noticed I had been shot in the forearm and calf. And from there it's all black. I woke up in a Hospital 3 days later surprisingly not under arrest. I had alluded the police. Apparently some guy found me in his backyard. They say I'm luckey to be alive, If he had found me 5 minutes later I would have lost too much blood. Well, thats my kill story.

 
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OMG lmao

 
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nice kill.... lol

 
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ROFL funny man, I got a nice chuckle j

 
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sounds like a true story.

 
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I believe you

 
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LOL!!!

That was some story..

You're really lucky..

 
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this was a sick story, i loled the whole time, especially when u hit the nos! Brian O'Connor style! and loled when u stole a BMW with a kid in it to evade the police!