Ralph Patterson <slimber@mail.co.uk> wrote in message

> American cars are the biggest pieces of crap I've ever had the misfortune
> to drive. Why is it that yanks seem to have problems building a car
> that'll go a reasonable amount of time without something breaking? Are
> American roads so bad that the suspension has to be so soft that you feel
> like you're on a boat? You could run over a human body and not notice.
> After hard braking, the car shakes violently for a few seconds like an
> amusement park ride. Are Americans so weak that the power steering has to
> make the wheel easier to turn than the radio volume control? You could use
> one finger to turn the wheels all the way in either direction, even with
> the car stopped.

Stop talking out a hole in your **** man.

>
> American roads DO have corners although from driving one of their cars you
> wouldn't think so. The car feels like it will roll over if you try to
> corner over about 30 km/h (that's 20 mph for you uncivilized yanks that
> remain the only country to cling to an outdated system of measurement that
> has no reason to it).

I far prefer MPH. And I live in a country where its all in this new fangled
completely ridiculous system called Metric. And no I'm not from the years
predating it either, I just prefer Imperial.

> Speaking of American idiocy, why is it that almost all of your cars have
> automatic transmissions? Is actually driving too much trouble? Do you
> enjoy spending more money for worse performance and fuel economy? Does
> this have something to do with Americans who don't know how to think, and
> learning to shift requires too much thought?

Why is it that there were only twenty Japanese imports in the caryards I
visited around my local town with manual transmissions? Out of around four
hundred cars plus? One caryard has over 250 cars at all times, and of the
lot there that were manual... FOUR.

The Japanese are just as lazy. So are the Europeans, and the Australians.

>
> It's a shame that such a bunch of idiots consider themselves superior just
> because they spend all the money that should be used for education and
> health care on the military.

They don't, the owners of their cars do - each to their own. I don't care if
you'd rather drive a Skoda, Honda, Toyota, Audi, Ford or whatever else
rather than a Pontiac, Chevrolet, Buick or something equally as GM.

Close your blowhole and return to the seated position asshat.