"JP" <johnkathy@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:hc5bb4dvuf6ll8d16p46h0atojaooaesuo@4ax.com...
>
> Ladies & Gentlemen,
> I (JP) sincerely apologize for my earlier comments.
> Not to make excuses, but I suppose either: a) I was caught off guard
> when reading the earlier responses to my query about the outside
> temperature gauge on my CR-V; or b) as one poster asked, "Are you
> having a bad day?" (Or, even possibly, the fact that I have often
> told that there are only two a**holes in this town and that I am both
> of them.)
> So, once again, I apologize and thank those who responded in kind to
> my question. I look forward to "chatting" with you in the future.

Apology accepted here.

Brian

 

On 2008-08-26, JP <johnkathy@shaw.ca> wrote:
>
> And if you knew to whom you (and the other wiseacres in this thread,
> with comments such as "drive north", etc. ) are directing your pithy,
> juvenile, and smart-*** remarks, it would absolutely blow your mind!

Not really. You are much more important to you than you are to me.
You could be the President, and I would still laugh at your inability
to read a ing manual...

No bugger off, boy...


--
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joe at hits - buffalo dot com
"Hate is baggage, life is too short to go around pissed off all the
time..." - Danny, American History X

 

On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:06:06 +0000, JP wrote:

>>> And if you knew to whom you (and the other wiseacres in this thread,
>>> with comments such as "drive north", etc. ) are directing your pithy,
>>> juvenile, and smart-*** remarks, it would absolutely blow your mind!

>>OMG! Are you Ted Kennedy?

> Ladies & Gentlemen,
> I (JP) sincerely apologize for my earlier comments. Not to make excuses,
> but I suppose either: a) I was caught off guard when reading the earlier
> responses to my query about the outside temperature gauge on my CR-V; or
> b) as one poster asked, "Are you having a bad day?" (Or, even possibly,
> the fact that I have often told that there are only two a**holes in this
> town and that I am both of them.)
> So, once again, I apologize and thank those who responded in kind to my
> question. I look forward to "chatting" with you in the future.

Ummmm.... whatever.

Are you Ted Kennedy? Or maybe you're really the Obamasiah??? OMG!

Really, please impress us some more, and break this terrible suspense, by
telling us who you really are. OK?



--
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JP wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:55:03 -0500, Dan C
> <youmustbejoking@lan.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:27:11 +0000, JP wrote:
>>
>>> I wonder: Why do some people consider themselves to be the smartest
>>> person in any room they are in?
>> I bet you get that a lot, in the rooms you're in, eh?
>>
>>> And if you knew to whom you (and the other wiseacres in this thread, with
>>> comments such as "drive north", etc. ) are directing your pithy, juvenile,
>>> and smart-*** remarks, it would absolutely blow your mind!
>> OMG! Are you Ted Kennedy?
>
> Ladies & Gentlemen,
> I (JP) sincerely apologize for my earlier comments.
> Not to make excuses, but I suppose either: a) I was caught off guard
> when reading the earlier responses to my query about the outside
> temperature gauge on my CR-V; or b) as one poster asked, "Are you
> having a bad day?" (Or, even possibly, the fact that I have often
> told that there are only two a**holes in this town and that I am both
> of them.)
> So, once again, I apologize and thank those who responded in kind to
> my question. I look forward to "chatting" with you in the future.

so who are you that would "absolutely blow your mind"???

 

On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:10:36 -0500, Joe <joe@nospam.hits-buffalo.com>
wrote:

>On 2008-08-26, JP <johnkathy@shaw.ca> wrote:
>>
>> And if you knew to whom you (and the other wiseacres in this thread,
>> with comments such as "drive north", etc. ) are directing your pithy,
>> juvenile, and smart-*** remarks, it would absolutely blow your mind!
>
>Not really. You are much more important to you than you are to me.
>You could be the President, and I would still laugh at your inability
>to read a ing manual...
>
>No bugger off, boy...
To Joe:
It's people like you who have made this thread a real "joy" (if you
know what I mean).
FYI, I HAVE read the (in your words "ing manual" and did not
find the information required in it. In other words, it is NOT
there!!!
I even went to my Honda dealer to get this info. and was told the same
thing, Joe, that it's not in the 2002 manual. After the service clerk
checked the Honda (Canada) Web site for this info. (their special Web
site where mere laymen like I cannot access), she could not find it
there either. She told me that the service manager, who might
(should?) know what to do, was out at the moment. Because I had a
more pressing engagement, I could not wait for him, and, thus, that is
why I posted this question in Usenet in hopes of getting a simple
answer instead of "witty" remarks like yours.

So, Joe, thanks a million for "understanding", and I hope you're
thoroughly pleased with your condescending remarks.

 

JP wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:10:36 -0500, Joe <joe@nospam.hits-buffalo.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On 2008-08-26, JP <johnkathy@shaw.ca> wrote:
>>> And if you knew to whom you (and the other wiseacres in this thread,
>>> with comments such as "drive north", etc. ) are directing your pithy,
>>> juvenile, and smart-*** remarks, it would absolutely blow your mind!
>> Not really. You are much more important to you than you are to me.
>> You could be the President, and I would still laugh at your inability
>> to read a ing manual...
>>
>> No bugger off, boy...
> To Joe:
> It's people like you who have made this thread a real "joy" (if you
> know what I mean).
> FYI, I HAVE read the (in your words "ing manual" and did not
> find the information required in it. In other words, it is NOT
> there!!!
> I even went to my Honda dealer to get this info. and was told the same
> thing, Joe, that it's not in the 2002 manual. After the service clerk
> checked the Honda (Canada) Web site for this info. (their special Web
> site where mere laymen like I cannot access), she could not find it
> there either. She told me that the service manager, who might
> (should?) know what to do, was out at the moment. Because I had a
> more pressing engagement, I could not wait for him, and, thus, that is
> why I posted this question in Usenet in hopes of getting a simple
> answer instead of "witty" remarks like yours.
>
> So, Joe, thanks a million for "understanding", and I hope you're
> thoroughly pleased with your condescending remarks.

omg, we're gonna have /such/ fun with you!

so, jp, who are you, you sassy, witty, winterpeggian old mind-blower
you? don't you have any more pressing engagements than being the
smartest, sharpest-retortingest, most self-importantest guy on usenet?
don't you have some outside temperatures to adjust? will you ever
figure out when people are laughing their asses off at your expense?
come on guy, entertain us some more!

 

On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:47:55 +0000, JP wrote:

> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:10:36 -0500, Joe <joe@nospam.hits-buffalo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On 2008-08-26, JP <johnkathy@shaw.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>> And if you knew to whom you (and the other wiseacres in this thread,
>>> with comments such as "drive north", etc. ) are directing your pithy,
>>> juvenile, and smart-*** remarks, it would absolutely blow your mind!
>>
>>Not really. You are much more important to you than you are to me. You
>>could be the President, and I would still laugh at your inability to read
>>a ing manual...
>>
>>No bugger off, boy...
> To Joe:
> It's people like you who have made this thread a real "joy" (if you know
> what I mean).
> FYI, I HAVE read the (in your words "ing manual" and did not find
> the information required in it. In other words, it is NOT there!!!
> I even went to my Honda dealer to get this info. and was told the same
> thing, Joe, that it's not in the 2002 manual. After the service clerk
> checked the Honda (Canada) Web site for this info. (their special Web site
> where mere laymen like I cannot access), she could not find it there
> either. She told me that the service manager, who might (should?) know
> what to do, was out at the moment. Because I had a more pressing
> engagement, I could not wait for him, and, thus, that is why I posted this
> question in Usenet in hopes of getting a simple answer instead of "witty"
> remarks like yours.
>
> So, Joe, thanks a million for "understanding", and I hope you're
> thoroughly pleased with your condescending remarks.

Yeah, but but but..... who are you???

Please, "wow" us with your importance!


--
"Ubuntu" -- an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org

 

On 2008-08-28, JP <johnkathy@shaw.ca> wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:10:36 -0500, Joe <joe@nospam.hits-buffalo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On 2008-08-26, JP <johnkathy@shaw.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>> And if you knew to whom you (and the other wiseacres in this thread,
>>> with comments such as "drive north", etc. ) are directing your pithy,
>>> juvenile, and smart-*** remarks, it would absolutely blow your mind!
>>
>>Not really. You are much more important to you than you are to me.
>>You could be the President, and I would still laugh at your inability
>>to read a ing manual...
>>
>>No bugger off, boy...
> To Joe:
> It's people like you who have made this thread a real "joy" (if you
> know what I mean).
> FYI, I HAVE read the (in your words "ing manual" and did not
> find the information required in it. In other words, it is NOT
> there!!!
> I even went to my Honda dealer to get this info. and was told the same
> thing, Joe, that it's not in the 2002 manual. After the service clerk
> checked the Honda (Canada) Web site for this info. (their special Web
> site where mere laymen like I cannot access), she could not find it
> there either. She told me that the service manager, who might
> (should?) know what to do, was out at the moment. Because I had a
> more pressing engagement, I could not wait for him, and, thus, that is
> why I posted this question in Usenet in hopes of getting a simple
> answer instead of "witty" remarks like yours.
>
> So, Joe, thanks a million for "understanding", and I hope you're
> thoroughly pleased with your condescending remarks.

Dance, Bitch...

I continue to bask in the glow of your [self] importance...

--
Joe - Linux User #449481/Ubuntu User #19733
joe at hits - buffalo dot com
"Hate is baggage, life is too short to go around pissed off all the
time..." - Danny, American History X

 

> so, jp, who are you, you sassy, witty, winterpeggian old mind-blower
> you? don't you have any more pressing engagements than being the
> smartest, sharpest-retortingest, most self-importantest guy on usenet?
> don't you have some outside temperatures to adjust? will you ever figure
> out when people are laughing their asses off at your expense? come on guy,
> entertain us some more!
>
>

Hey... I'm a winterpegger...
Looking forward to winter actually. We had a crappy summer.
Maybe we'll have an early freeze and I can actually get out to the rinks to
play some shinny.

 

"Iowna Uass" (iownauass@gmail.com) writes:
>> so, jp, who are you, you sassy, witty, winterpeggian old mind-blower
>> you? don't you have any more pressing engagements than being the
>> smartest, sharpest-retortingest, most self-importantest guy on usenet?
>> don't you have some outside temperatures to adjust? will you ever figure
>> out when people are laughing their asses off at your expense? come on guy,
>> entertain us some more!
>>
>>
>
> Hey... I'm a winterpegger...
> Looking forward to winter actually. We had a crappy summer.
> Maybe we'll have an early freeze and I can actually get out to the rinks to
> play some shinny.
>
>


That won't happen if Stephane Dion and the Liberal Party Of Canada
dosen't get its way. According to them you will be swatting malaria
infected mosquitos and complaining about the heat at the corner of Portage
and Main, in the middle of January. Only with a carbon tax will they
magically make sure that won't happen, and you will be able to play hockey
once again!


--
"how ironic... a folk singer sings about having the most extravagant
carbon footprint ever... Paul Simon sings;

'People say I'm crazy
I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes'"