You know you're an idiot when..
12-03-2006 | 09:05 PM
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You know you're an idiot when..
Heres a new one.. Hopefully to be carried on like WTYMA.. I see many threads about stupid people, or things they see... Well heres a place to post them all. Have a story about someone stupid you witnessed? Well post it here... Well make a collection of stupidity.
Ill start it off.
I come home tonite to find this bright individual outside, starting his car in single digit temperature. Immediately as all 4 of his cylinders fired up, maybe he thought redlining the car would warm it up faster. As I watched, I was hoping he would break his car. Oh well, one of these days... Then Ill laugh loud enough for him to hear. Some people are just retarded, or not firing on all cylinders.
Ill start it off.
I come home tonite to find this bright individual outside, starting his car in single digit temperature. Immediately as all 4 of his cylinders fired up, maybe he thought redlining the car would warm it up faster. As I watched, I was hoping he would break his car. Oh well, one of these days... Then Ill laugh loud enough for him to hear. Some people are just retarded, or not firing on all cylinders.
12-03-2006 | 10:16 PM
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retarded people stupid stuff....yeah i got one
I was in South Sioux the other day with my dad's 05 Silverado. A mustang the bullit edition or whatever 4.8 whatever. yeah sitting at the stoplight thought he was cool. gave me a dirty look....i thought you retard...we raced to the point where the lanes merged....he was behind me...so yeah kinda retarded
I was in South Sioux the other day with my dad's 05 Silverado. A mustang the bullit edition or whatever 4.8 whatever. yeah sitting at the stoplight thought he was cool. gave me a dirty look....i thought you retard...we raced to the point where the lanes merged....he was behind me...so yeah kinda retarded
12-03-2006 | 10:20 PM
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i like to take off fast on green lights, this guy in a chrystler 300 deiced to try and pull me and a dodge neon at the same time tried to catch me and i braked...I had to make a right turn into a plaza and he was behind me, then zipped passed me with a ricerfly by last night on my way to subway...I wasnt provoking any race nor taunting anyone, so they are stupid to think i was trying to race them, all i did was go fast from the light, didnt look at anyone nor rev my enigne...
12-03-2006 | 10:36 PM
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im glad you made this thread b/c i was gonna post somethin about it. Today my dad and i were hanging up christmas lights. and the girl next door (shes 21) walks out and ask us if we're hanging xmas lights this year. i looked at her in disbeliefe and replyed with. "nope". that was a heres your sign moment.
12-03-2006 | 10:46 PM
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lol ryann...
I could write up so many on people that come into taco johns.. My personal favorite so far is this:
Lady (A few people actually) comes into the TJ Lounge, and asks if we have anything thats not spicy?... I so badly want to say "youre at a ******* mexican restuarant retard, do you go to a dairy queen and ask for somthing spicy?" no. morons.
I could write up so many on people that come into taco johns.. My personal favorite so far is this:
Lady (A few people actually) comes into the TJ Lounge, and asks if we have anything thats not spicy?... I so badly want to say "youre at a ******* mexican restuarant retard, do you go to a dairy queen and ask for somthing spicy?" no. morons.
12-03-2006 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by paarman97maro
lol ryann...
I could write up so many on people that come into taco johns.. My personal favorite so far is this:
Lady (A few people actually) comes into the TJ Lounge, and asks if we have anything thats not spicy?... I so badly want to say "youre at a ******* mexican restuarant retard, do you go to a dairy queen and ask for somthing spicy?" no. morons.
I could write up so many on people that come into taco johns.. My personal favorite so far is this:
Lady (A few people actually) comes into the TJ Lounge, and asks if we have anything thats not spicy?... I so badly want to say "youre at a ******* mexican restuarant retard, do you go to a dairy queen and ask for somthing spicy?" no. morons.
12-03-2006 | 11:16 PM
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i love it when people come up to the geek squad counter and ask "is this the geek squad?" as they laugh thinking they're funny. Just feel like saying "no i just dress like an idiot for the fun! Oh and nevermind the bright orange black logos all around me"
ugh
ugh
12-03-2006 | 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by mxracerbrian
i love it when people come up to the geek squad counter and ask "is this the geek squad?" as they laugh thinking they're funny. Just feel like saying "no i just dress like an idiot for the fun! Oh and nevermind the bright orange black logos all around me"
ugh
ugh
I love it when geek squad agents install a new graphics card without hooking up the additional power supply and give the computer back to them...
12-03-2006 | 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by paarman97maro
lol ya.. no, this isnt geek squad at all.
I love it when geek squad agents install a new graphics card without hooking up the additional power supply and give the computer back to them...
I love it when geek squad agents install a new graphics card without hooking up the additional power supply and give the computer back to them...
ps (matt from work told me tonight that you had the tape roll get away from you and you quick looked up and said "**** did owen see that?" haaha)
12-04-2006 | 12:01 AM
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Best story I have to date -
Woman comes in to my work, and says her car is low on oil. I asked her how low, and she replies "I dont really know, the light just came on" I asked her if she had checked it (dumb question) she of course said she hadnt. She followed my question with this: "I went to Autozone, but they didnt have the kind of oil I need, they said to try here." So I ask her, "What kind of oil do you need?" she says "710" ... at this point im a little confused, and I ask her where she got that from, she said "It says that on the cap..."
OIL
*Turned upside down*
710
Woman comes in to my work, and says her car is low on oil. I asked her how low, and she replies "I dont really know, the light just came on" I asked her if she had checked it (dumb question) she of course said she hadnt. She followed my question with this: "I went to Autozone, but they didnt have the kind of oil I need, they said to try here." So I ask her, "What kind of oil do you need?" she says "710" ... at this point im a little confused, and I ask her where she got that from, she said "It says that on the cap..."
OIL
*Turned upside down*
710
12-04-2006 | 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Phate
Best story I have to date -
Woman comes in to my work, and says her car is low on oil. I asked her how low, and she replies "I dont really know, the light just came on" I asked her if she had checked it (dumb question) she of course said she hadnt. She followed my question with this: "I went to Autozone, but they didnt have the kind of oil I need, they said to try here." So I ask her, "What kind of oil do you need?" she says "710" ... at this point im a little confused, and I ask her where she got that from, she said "It says that on the cap..."
OIL
*Turned upside down*
710
Woman comes in to my work, and says her car is low on oil. I asked her how low, and she replies "I dont really know, the light just came on" I asked her if she had checked it (dumb question) she of course said she hadnt. She followed my question with this: "I went to Autozone, but they didnt have the kind of oil I need, they said to try here." So I ask her, "What kind of oil do you need?" she says "710" ... at this point im a little confused, and I ask her where she got that from, she said "It says that on the cap..."
OIL
*Turned upside down*
710
12-04-2006 | 01:01 AM
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holy hell thats rediculous.
bri, I never said that.. Matt is the one that said that. Those tape holders are ******* worthless! lol.
Do you want some ointment for your burn? hahha
bri, I never said that.. Matt is the one that said that. Those tape holders are ******* worthless! lol.
Do you want some ointment for your burn? hahha
12-04-2006 | 01:37 AM
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Well, here's one for you guys. I work at Cingular Wireless. A customer one time came in said his cell phone was broken. I asked what was broken about it(since it didn't look cracked), and he said...AND I QUOTE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."You broke it, so fix it." I have never seen this guy in my life. I told him I don't fix cell phones(what else can you say?). So I ask him for his cell number so I can look up his account to see if he has insurance. He says "It's all in your computer. Why do I have to tell you my number if it's all in your computer?".......... O_o.......