Son of a Beech or son of a Birch?
02-09-2005 | 08:40 AM
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Son of a Beech or son of a Birch?
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a
woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a
tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a
woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a
tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
02-09-2005 | 08:40 AM
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Son of a Beech or son of a Birch?
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a
woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a
tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a
woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a
tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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