sad office humor
02-08-2006 | 02:49 PM
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sad office humor
>>> Three ducks go into a bar..............................
>>>
>>> Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the
>>> first duck.
>>>
>>> Huey," was the reply.
>>>
>>> How's your day been, Huey?"
>>>
>>> Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
>>> puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
>>> Huey.
>>>
>>> Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to
>>> the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
>>> Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
>>>
>>> "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
>>>
>>> Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in
>>> and out of puddles all day myself. What else could
>>> a duck want?"
>>>
>>> The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,
>>> you must be Louie?"
>>>
>>> No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
>>>
>>> My name is Puddles."
>>>
>>> Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the
>>> first duck.
>>>
>>> Huey," was the reply.
>>>
>>> How's your day been, Huey?"
>>>
>>> Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
>>> puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
>>> Huey.
>>>
>>> Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to
>>> the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
>>> Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
>>>
>>> "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
>>>
>>> Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in
>>> and out of puddles all day myself. What else could
>>> a duck want?"
>>>
>>> The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,
>>> you must be Louie?"
>>>
>>> No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
>>>
>>> My name is Puddles."
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