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HER DIARY:

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friend all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said, "Nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore! He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY:

Played a horrible game of golf today! Shot a 95. Can't putt for .

Got laid though.

 
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Funny one

and now I will add a joke of my own . I figure since we love **** in canada so much we're letting them mary eachother and have kids , it's only appropriate to talk about them to their fans .

So theese 2 faggets where ing eachother in the *** .But they loved eachother deraly because they lived in Canada and have just gotten maried . They dreamt of having kids together and feeding them milk from a ***** shaped milk bottle . They were on their honeymoon . And they were ing non stop for days , giving it to eachother in the *** , on the bed , next to the bed , in the kitchen , on the balcony 2 men moaning and groaning together , for the understanding and civilized neigbours who were willing to expose their children to deranged perversities from a young age , yelling out "Yea JOHN my ***" "You like it Harry ?" "Oh yea , i feel your ***** banging against my prostate , and your rubbing against my " .

At one point during a 69 , the male of the group stops and goes : "Now listen up you little *** bitch ... I need a smoke ... and if while i'm gone to the store you dare to cheat on me with your right hand and your left middle finger , i'm gonna tie you up face down to the toiled and rape youu in the *** so bad you might even like it , got that you lil ******" ...

So his lover answers : "Yes sir , I understand" role playing GI Joe and .

So the "male" of the two males comes back home , smoking his cigarette . As he walks in the appt , his stunned . His cigarette drops from his mouth . He looks arrond and his appartment is FULL OF . There is brownish on the back of the door , dripping towards the floor slowly . He advances and slips on a puddle of falling on his well layed *** . Gets up and slips again on a little piece of unexplainingly laying in the middle of the hall way next to all the . Keeps on walking passes the bathroom on his way to the bedroom , and to his surprise ... bathroom is also FULL of , smelling like a mixture of curry and . Mirror is all jized out , roll of tp half done soaked in ...

In his mind he's thinking "I'm gonna kill this assing son of a bitch" ... He slams the bedroom door open , making more chunks of almost dried up brownish fly through the bedroom , and fiinds his lover sitting down on the bed , huge stain of under his *** , both hands burried in his lap , crying like a lil bitch

"what the did you do u ********** , didn't i tell you not to jack off while i'm gone"

through the sobs , the little male bitch manages to yell out : "Honey , I'm sorry , I just farted"

 
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's ing nasty. But funny.

 
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BTW about that emoticon I used ... sholdn't the pirate have a TURBAN instead ?

 
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simply amazing joke