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11-10-2006 | 01:26 PM
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For immediate public release...
Submitted for your ridicule...
Normally, I'd keep this private, but honestly, this guy is such a frickin' tool, that I just had to make an example of him. I think this gives the powers-that-be more than enough reason to ban his ignorant ***.
ianbowie was nice enough to send me a PM.
Mr. Bowie,
Thank you for your kind letter. I am truly amazed that you were actually able to piece all those sentences together without any actual spelling errors, although your grammar and punctuation is still below the level of aquatic plant life.
I wanted to take this opportunity to correct some errors:
1. You comment that all I am doing is "bumpin" my "gums". I regret to inform you that what you claim I am doing is physically impossible. Presently, I still have all my teeth, unlike you, you slack-jawed yokel. This means that my teeth touch, not my gums. Furthermore, please note that this is an internet message forum. "Bumpin" my "gums", I assume, implies the spoken word. However, as speaking would be of no value on this type of media, I have been typing my responses. Therefore, no "gum bumping" has taken place.
2. You, in great hostility, tell me to "show myself", then quickly tell me that I "aint ****!!!!!!" Wouldn't one have to "see" me in order to determine whether or not I was, in fact, "****!!!!!!"? Furthermore, the thought of you getting aroused at my picture is quite disturbing, and I would rather not take that road.
Please do not send me another message. Every time I read something you type, I can literally feel my brain cells committing suicide.
Thank you. Have a pleasant day, please proceed to jump in front of a bus.
-James
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NOW can be ban this ******* clown already?
Normally, I'd keep this private, but honestly, this guy is such a frickin' tool, that I just had to make an example of him. I think this gives the powers-that-be more than enough reason to ban his ignorant ***.
ianbowie was nice enough to send me a PM.
Originally Posted by ianbowie
you talk a good one trick! buts thats all you can do ,just bumpin your gums!!! !! why dont you show yourself!!???you aint ****!!!!!!
Thank you for your kind letter. I am truly amazed that you were actually able to piece all those sentences together without any actual spelling errors, although your grammar and punctuation is still below the level of aquatic plant life.
I wanted to take this opportunity to correct some errors:
1. You comment that all I am doing is "bumpin" my "gums". I regret to inform you that what you claim I am doing is physically impossible. Presently, I still have all my teeth, unlike you, you slack-jawed yokel. This means that my teeth touch, not my gums. Furthermore, please note that this is an internet message forum. "Bumpin" my "gums", I assume, implies the spoken word. However, as speaking would be of no value on this type of media, I have been typing my responses. Therefore, no "gum bumping" has taken place.
2. You, in great hostility, tell me to "show myself", then quickly tell me that I "aint ****!!!!!!" Wouldn't one have to "see" me in order to determine whether or not I was, in fact, "****!!!!!!"? Furthermore, the thought of you getting aroused at my picture is quite disturbing, and I would rather not take that road.
Please do not send me another message. Every time I read something you type, I can literally feel my brain cells committing suicide.
Thank you. Have a pleasant day, please proceed to jump in front of a bus.
-James
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NOW can be ban this ******* clown already?
11-10-2006 | 03:02 PM
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up to chad grant arch missien???
you called him a Yokel though now that is ******* hilarious!!!!!
+1 for that too
you called him a Yokel though now that is ******* hilarious!!!!!
+1 for that too
11-10-2006 | 03:04 PM
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Problem Solved. I have taken care of him..hes future is Chads choice I only put a temp ban on him for now (10 days) by then Chad will either did a perm ban or may lift it.
11-10-2006 | 03:06 PM
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i wonder if he'll come back or he'll be mad
11-10-2006 | 03:07 PM
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Hahahaha
11-10-2006 | 03:17 PM
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I kinda like how pissed off he makes you Torkdog. And Paar too. Makes me giggle. But if he is just a slack-jawed-yokel, then whatev. 
11-10-2006 | 04:22 PM
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Its rare that someone can get under my skin. But everything that guy said was ignorant, stupid, or just plain offensive. And I love how he talks about how bad his car is... with the ugliest wheels known to man, and purple neons 
He should have been banned long ago imo
He should have been banned long ago imo
11-10-2006 | 04:24 PM
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You guys all know that I love to joke around, lord knows I dish it more often than I receive it, but I'm just that good, what can I say?
But this douche... ugh... he just ruins it.
For the record, I think it might have been saying that, in the city of LA, his car was colder than an Iditarod Husky's nut-sack, that prompted this PM.
But this douche... ugh... he just ruins it.
For the record, I think it might have been saying that, in the city of LA, his car was colder than an Iditarod Husky's nut-sack, that prompted this PM.
11-10-2006 | 05:35 PM
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God damn this is a funny thread. I only read 1/2 through and I was
Back to reading the rest... Thanks for making my day
11-10-2006 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TorqueDog
Submitted for your ridicule...
Normally, I'd keep this private, but honestly, this guy is such a frickin' tool, that I just had to make an example of him. I think this gives the powers-that-be more than enough reason to ban his ignorant ***.
ianbowie was nice enough to send me a PM.
Mr. Bowie,
Thank you for your kind letter. I am truly amazed that you were actually able to piece all those sentences together without any actual spelling errors, although your grammar and punctuation is still below the level of aquatic plant life.
I wanted to take this opportunity to correct some errors:
1. You comment that all I am doing is "bumpin" my "gums". I regret to inform you that what you claim I am doing is physically impossible. Presently, I still have all my teeth, unlike you, you slack-jawed yokel. This means that my teeth touch, not my gums. Furthermore, please note that this is an internet message forum. "Bumpin" my "gums", I assume, implies the spoken word. However, as speaking would be of no value on this type of media, I have been typing my responses. Therefore, no "gum bumping" has taken place.
2. You, in great hostility, tell me to "show myself", then quickly tell me that I "aint ****!!!!!!" Wouldn't one have to "see" me in order to determine whether or not I was, in fact, "****!!!!!!"? Furthermore, the thought of you getting aroused at my picture is quite disturbing, and I would rather not take that road.
Please do not send me another message. Every time I read something you type, I can literally feel my brain cells committing suicide.
Thank you. Have a pleasant day, please proceed to jump in front of a bus.
-James
--
NOW can be ban this ******* clown already?
Normally, I'd keep this private, but honestly, this guy is such a frickin' tool, that I just had to make an example of him. I think this gives the powers-that-be more than enough reason to ban his ignorant ***.
ianbowie was nice enough to send me a PM.
Mr. Bowie,
Thank you for your kind letter. I am truly amazed that you were actually able to piece all those sentences together without any actual spelling errors, although your grammar and punctuation is still below the level of aquatic plant life.
I wanted to take this opportunity to correct some errors:
1. You comment that all I am doing is "bumpin" my "gums". I regret to inform you that what you claim I am doing is physically impossible. Presently, I still have all my teeth, unlike you, you slack-jawed yokel. This means that my teeth touch, not my gums. Furthermore, please note that this is an internet message forum. "Bumpin" my "gums", I assume, implies the spoken word. However, as speaking would be of no value on this type of media, I have been typing my responses. Therefore, no "gum bumping" has taken place.
2. You, in great hostility, tell me to "show myself", then quickly tell me that I "aint ****!!!!!!" Wouldn't one have to "see" me in order to determine whether or not I was, in fact, "****!!!!!!"? Furthermore, the thought of you getting aroused at my picture is quite disturbing, and I would rather not take that road.
Please do not send me another message. Every time I read something you type, I can literally feel my brain cells committing suicide.
Thank you. Have a pleasant day, please proceed to jump in front of a bus.
-James
--
NOW can be ban this ******* clown already?
11-10-2006 | 05:57 PM
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I love what you said, but technically speaking this should have been sent to a mod or admin. (someone has to give the warning to keep everything kosher if you know what I mean)
11-10-2006 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by archemedes
I love what you said, but technically speaking this should have been sent to a mod or admin. (someone has to give the warning to keep everything kosher if you know what I mean)
11-10-2006 | 06:04 PM
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but you should never do something like this in public, technically speaking both broke the rules
11-10-2006 | 06:12 PM
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torque is to funny..
11-10-2006 | 06:25 PM
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Well it was nice to read what he said since I missed the other thread. I did think that this IanBowie was a tool from his first post.
Now that he's banned he can go back to his precious MySpace and Facebook and try to impress 10 yr old girls with all his 'gansta' talk. I'm sure they will think he is so rad with his ridiculous wheels and *** neons. Not sure about anyone else, but around here neons were cool about 10 years ago. That fad came and went...
His posts were so ridiculous that I would almost get irritated reading them. Never before in the history of PC has someone posted so much and said so little.
Now that he's banned he can go back to his precious MySpace and Facebook and try to impress 10 yr old girls with all his 'gansta' talk. I'm sure they will think he is so rad with his ridiculous wheels and *** neons. Not sure about anyone else, but around here neons were cool about 10 years ago. That fad came and went...
His posts were so ridiculous that I would almost get irritated reading them. Never before in the history of PC has someone posted so much and said so little.