Autotrader Homos
#1
Autotrader Homos
First Caller
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So, the lude was in the trader and i got a call.
Buddy asks a few questions about the car, asks me why i am selling. I tell him i am looking to get a new vehicle, an SUV since it will be a company vehicle.
He tells me he has his own company and will have an answer for me by the following day and if i could call him as he is super busy. I could only guess he wanted me to call him back to gauge my willingness to sell.
Fast forward to the next day, i call him. He tells me that his accountant is bringing him $100,000 back (guess from the gov.) and he wont have the money till May 2008 and that we should write up a contract where i give him the car until May, and when his 100k comes in he will pay me.
LMFAO
Is there some new drug out there i am not aware of ?
2nd Call
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Guy calls. Asks why i am selling. I give him the same answer. SUV, company vehicle etc.
He asks me if I am interested in a trade for a 99 Honda accord.
SO wait, WTF did I miss here? Did an accord become and SUV ?
I actually had to tell the caller that i am not interested in trading about 4 times before i could finally get him off the phone. LOL
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So, the lude was in the trader and i got a call.
Buddy asks a few questions about the car, asks me why i am selling. I tell him i am looking to get a new vehicle, an SUV since it will be a company vehicle.
He tells me he has his own company and will have an answer for me by the following day and if i could call him as he is super busy. I could only guess he wanted me to call him back to gauge my willingness to sell.
Fast forward to the next day, i call him. He tells me that his accountant is bringing him $100,000 back (guess from the gov.) and he wont have the money till May 2008 and that we should write up a contract where i give him the car until May, and when his 100k comes in he will pay me.
LMFAO
Is there some new drug out there i am not aware of ?
2nd Call
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Guy calls. Asks why i am selling. I give him the same answer. SUV, company vehicle etc.
He asks me if I am interested in a trade for a 99 Honda accord.
SO wait, WTF did I miss here? Did an accord become and SUV ?
I actually had to tell the caller that i am not interested in trading about 4 times before i could finally get him off the phone. LOL
#2
ahahaha yeh had sum stuff happen when sellin gmy old cars pp ask such dumb questions which are all in the ****in description is it 5spd?
um yeh it says it is what colour is it ws teh best when i plainly ha d apic of it up lol
um yeh it says it is what colour is it ws teh best when i plainly ha d apic of it up lol
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#9
I have lost all faith in the general car community after trying to sell my 89 Corolla beater.
I wanted 250 for it. Plainly said it wasn't e-tested, and got about 9 PM's asking if it was saftied and etested.
For 250?
What the HELL?!
I wanted 250 for it. Plainly said it wasn't e-tested, and got about 9 PM's asking if it was saftied and etested.
For 250?
What the HELL?!
#12
Had a dude Call me about my Van in Kijji .
He says "how much?" I said "around $1500" . He says "I'll give you $500"
I said " how do you go from $1500 to $500?" so he says "I'll give you $500 and take the van and bring you $250/ month for the rest"
I laughed at the dumb ****er and said "Call me when you have $900 cash and I'll make you a deal"
Stupid *********as.
He says "how much?" I said "around $1500" . He says "I'll give you $500"
I said " how do you go from $1500 to $500?" so he says "I'll give you $500 and take the van and bring you $250/ month for the rest"
I laughed at the dumb ****er and said "Call me when you have $900 cash and I'll make you a deal"
Stupid *********as.
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