25 signs you've grown up
02-23-2005 | 12:52 PM
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25 signs you've grown up
25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up";
10. You're the one calling the police because those **** kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again";
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your
sorry old @!#.
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up";
10. You're the one calling the police because those **** kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again";
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your
sorry old @!#.
02-23-2005 | 06:40 PM
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1.Nope, the ones we have are dying.
2.Never out of the question.
3.It's about 1/2 and 1/2
4.Got me there
5.Nope, still hate elavator music.
6.Ewwwwww, never.
7.What friends?
8.Well, i work for a living and thats what they hand you...
9.Hay thats me when i "clean up"
10.I'd call them and tell them to turn it up.
11.Lets hope this NEVER happens... unless it's a good joke.
12.Never did in the first place.
13.What insurance?
14.I don't have a dog. But if i did, i'd want him to eat right. BTW there are never any leftovers here.
15.Nope. Sleeping on the couch is sometimes the only way i get sleep.
16.Well from noon to 6 I'm at work, but i'm in a dazed state of mind so...
17.Better not be. What a waste of money.
18.Nope, sounds good. I think i'll go get some tonight.
19.Those tests are scarry.
20.Nope still good if all yah got is $4.
21.Well yes, but it's good all the rest of the day too.
22.
Really, I'm not ever.
23.90% of the time i'm on this board. Does this count as work?
24.What's the point unless you can get drunk and broke?
25.Hay, 3 for 25 ain't bad at all.
1.Nope, the ones we have are dying.
2.Never out of the question.
3.It's about 1/2 and 1/2
4.Got me there
5.Nope, still hate elavator music.
6.Ewwwwww, never.
7.What friends?
8.Well, i work for a living and thats what they hand you...
9.Hay thats me when i "clean up"
10.I'd call them and tell them to turn it up.
11.Lets hope this NEVER happens... unless it's a good joke.
12.Never did in the first place.
13.What insurance?
14.I don't have a dog. But if i did, i'd want him to eat right.
BTW there are never any leftovers here.15.Nope. Sleeping on the couch is sometimes the only way i get sleep.
16.Well from noon to 6 I'm at work, but i'm in a dazed state of mind so...
17.Better not be. What a waste of money.
18.Nope, sounds good. I think i'll go get some tonight.
19.Those tests are scarry.
20.Nope still good if all yah got is $4.
21.Well yes, but it's good all the rest of the day too.
22.
Really, I'm not ever.23.90% of the time i'm on this board. Does this count as work?
24.What's the point unless you can get drunk and broke?
25.Hay, 3 for 25 ain't bad at all.
02-23-2005 | 11:27 PM
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25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.what house plants?
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.only the kids
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.don't drink
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.only during the week
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.hasn't happened yet
6. You watch the Weather Channel.rarely
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.who gets 2 weeks?
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up";
10. You're the one calling the police because those **** kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.mines still louder
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.always have
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.here it varies
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.what payments?
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.what dog?
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.sleping makes my back hurt
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.nope from 6 to 9
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.nope
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.nope
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.nope
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"never was
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.never eat breakfast
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again";again don't drink
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.not hardly
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.don't drink
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your
sorry old @!#.I'm not old I'm experienced
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.what house plants?
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.only the kids
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.don't drink
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.only during the week
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.hasn't happened yet
6. You watch the Weather Channel.rarely
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.who gets 2 weeks?
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up";
10. You're the one calling the police because those **** kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.mines still louder
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.always have
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.here it varies
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.what payments?
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.what dog?
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.sleping makes my back hurt
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.nope from 6 to 9
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.nope
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.nope
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.nope
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"never was
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.never eat breakfast
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again";again don't drink
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.not hardly
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.don't drink
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your
sorry old @!#.I'm not old I'm experienced
02-24-2005 | 12:27 AM
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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. What houseplants?
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. No where is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 1/2 and 1/2. But there's usually more vodka/whiskey/wine/etc.. tha beer.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. I never get up at 6AM. Ever.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. Nope. They usually tend not to play ICP.
6. You watch the Weather Channel. Only because the weather here is so unpredictable. 50-60 degrees one day, the next a snowstorm. Usually just call my dad and pester him about the weaather...
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 1/2 and 1/2
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Nope. I get less than that for vacation. Try 5.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up"; Never did.
10. You're the one calling the police because those **** kids next
door won't turn down the stereo. How could I hear them over Ryan's? lol
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Some do, some never will. Very restrained family.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. I never know what time Taco Bell closes. Every freakin one is different around here.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. Nope and no car payments.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. Pedigree.. but I always feed her that. But she still gets plenty of leftovers. That's why she's a fat greyhoud. lol
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. My back always hurts.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. Never did! I never get up till past noon.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. Depends.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach. Nah, not really any more thatn everything I eat all the time. Dam ulcer.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. I go for all 4 of those. lol
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff" . Yuck. Never was! lol
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. No.. I am never awake at breakfast time!
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again"; Don't drink that much anyway.
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. so-so.. i am on the net, but then I do my graphics work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. I pretty much always drink at home. Don't want to be drinking and driving.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your
sorry old @!#.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. No where is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 1/2 and 1/2. But there's usually more vodka/whiskey/wine/etc.. tha beer.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. I never get up at 6AM. Ever.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. Nope. They usually tend not to play ICP.
6. You watch the Weather Channel. Only because the weather here is so unpredictable. 50-60 degrees one day, the next a snowstorm. Usually just call my dad and pester him about the weaather...
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 1/2 and 1/2
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Nope. I get less than that for vacation. Try 5.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up"; Never did.
10. You're the one calling the police because those **** kids next
door won't turn down the stereo. How could I hear them over Ryan's? lol
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Some do, some never will. Very restrained family.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. I never know what time Taco Bell closes. Every freakin one is different around here.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. Nope and no car payments.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. Pedigree.. but I always feed her that. But she still gets plenty of leftovers. That's why she's a fat greyhoud. lol
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. My back always hurts.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. Never did! I never get up till past noon.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. Depends.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach. Nah, not really any more thatn everything I eat all the time. Dam ulcer.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. I go for all 4 of those. lol
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff" . Yuck. Never was! lol
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. No.. I am never awake at breakfast time!
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again"; Don't drink that much anyway.
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. so-so.. i am on the net, but then I do my graphics work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. I pretty much always drink at home. Don't want to be drinking and driving.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, and can't find one to save your
sorry old @!#.
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